In a wacky world of football where loyalties are as flimsy as a referee's decision, there's a team I'd rather wear a tutu than support - Real Madrid. It's like cheering for the tax collector, or worse, the dentist! They've got the money, the fame, the Cristiano Ronaldo statue, but boy, they can't buy my support. It's not that I've got a grudge on them, it's just that I'd rather stick with my underdogs than join the glitterati. So, keep your royal whites, I'll stick with my plucky outsiders, thank you very much!
